Some idiot went to a Sarah Palin book signing and had the bright idea to throw tomatoes at her. And because he’s a liberal, he of course missed. Because liberals are prissy girly men.

Jeremy Paul Olson, who Bloomington police identified as “a local man with no permanent address” and whose age was not immediately released, threw a tomato toward Palin from a second floor rotunda about 2 p.m.

The tomato missed Palin by about 10 feet — and instead splattered a Bloomington police commander in charge of the security detail, in the eye. Another officer was also struck by the pulpy shrapnel.

Olson was booked into Bloomington jail on two charges: disorderly conduct, and assaulting a police officer.

This whole incident made me remember just how girly the liberal men are.

Just for fun: imagine if liberals and conservatives decided to battle it out. Let’s say we had another revolution. Liberals talk of this often on websites like Democratic Underground and Daily Kos, yes? So, if there ever was a revolution, or at the least, a battle royale between conservatives and liberals, the winner would be clear. Conservatives would win by a long shot, and not just because we’re the ones with all the guns.

We’d win because even our women are tougher than liberal men. Liberal men are so pussified, it should be embarassing to the male gender. They exhibit no manliness or toughness whatsoever. They can’t even hit someone with a tomato, for cripe’s sake.