Who used to watch The Brady Bunch?

One of the most familiar phrases from the show is Jan, the middle sister, whining, “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”

After reading Maureen McCormick’s biography, the actress who played Marcia, fans may never be able to think of that phrase the same way again.

See, McCormick alleges that she and Eve Plumb, the actress who played Jan, engaged in lesbian sex!

Wholesome former The Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series’ most shocking secret in a new book – she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling.

McCormick’s tell-all, “Here’s The Story,” won’t hit bookstores until 2008, but publishers are already buzzing about the big reveal.

As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV’s Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show.

A source tells the National Enquirer, “The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

I’m curious what position Eve Plumb will take on this. Will she affirm? Deny? And if it’s true, she can’t be too excited about being outed by Maureen McCormick.

All I can say is that the image of these two having sex probably fulfills the fantasy of every fourteen-year-old boy in the 70s.