Anyone? Anyone at all?

Now THAT would be a scary sight… I’m thinking this post on her MySpace is fake, but all the same — here it is:

This is after she posted a lot of rambling, incoherent, profanity-laced rants on her MySpace blog.

Hey, maybe she even sings in it, like how she sung butchered the national anthem. And maybe it’s with Tom Arnold.

Imagine: Roseanne singing while she has sex with Tom Arnold. Let that glorious picture marinate for a few minutes.

Did I say glorious? I meant horrifying. Like I said, my money is that the sex tape post is fake, but it’s still a hilarious and slightly terrifying thought.

Just for fun, here’s Roseanne performing the national anthem: