Oh. My. God.

I didn’t know whether to cringe or laugh out loud at this, so I did a little bit of both at the same time.

I present to you the first trailer for the new Anna Nicole Smith biopic starring Willa Ford:

That thing looks so bad that I don’t think there’s any kind of biting, sarcastic commentary I can add to it that can accurately portray the crappiness. Is it the soft porn music in the background? Ford’s soft, breathy attempt at what I guess is supposed to be a “Southern” accent? Christ… I’m just gonna give up now. That video speaks for itself.

I get the feeling that this movie will win the title of “Worst Movie EVER” pretty much as soon as it’s released.