A new video called “Blue Balled” has come out, sponsored by Truth Through Action. It’s a great video, with a great message: as long as you’re a Democrat, you can land a decent-looking, snobby, shallow, and superficial girl who will put out approximately five minutes after meeting you, and she’ll also make sure to call you by the wrong name. You won’t even have to do any work! All you have to do is be there and bleed blue. She’ll strip off all her clothes on her own, jump into bed, and even get the condom and put it on for you. You won’t need to worry about impressing her, wooing her, having a personality or doing anything whatsoever to win her over. Just have a penis and a picture of Barack Obama on your nightstand.

Isn’t that exactly the kind of girl you want to land? Vote Democrat, baby, and that’s what you’ll get, all the time. (That, and a blistering case of herpes.)

Welcome to the land of milk and honey, where as long as you wear hipster sunglasses, keep your hair long and greasy, and keep a donkey pinned to your lapel, sluts will flock to you, my fortunate lefty.

Now, as a Republican, you might scare off the sluts. But then again, it could leave you with girls who are actually intelligent and principled, and maybe possess some morals, class, and dignity. And I guess that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?

Some lefties will read this and say I’m a hypocrite because I don’t typically date liberals. It isn’t. First of all, I don’t run away screaming and dejected if I find out the guy is a liberal; I’ll give him a chance. It is true, though, that I don’t typically have lasting relationships with liberals. But, as Allah points out, there is a difference between saying you won’t have a one-night stand with a liberal and saying you won’t date a liberal:

Both sides wrestle with variations of this sentiment (although I suspect men wrestle with it less than women), but on the right it’s usually formulated as, “I don’t date liberals.” I think that’s silly, but it’s defensible insofar as sharp political differences might make the relationship unworkable. The sentiment here, do note, is “I don’t sleep with Republicans,” almost as if there’s some physical taint, like VD, that one might contract by touching them. I don’t want to overstate the point since this dopey ad is designed to be cheeky and lighthearted, but once you’ve demonized a group to the extent of regarding them as unclean, you’re on a whole other plane of demagoguery.

Well said.

Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin