Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Fountain” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Fountain” Edition

Paladin offers you a moment’s respite from the lunacy in DC to bring you a moment of lunacy from Portland, OR.  That enlightened city, in its woke wisdom has decided to ban urinals in public buildings in order to strike a mighty blow against the Patriarchy. America’s most Stalinist Metropolis has declared: all Eloi and Morlocks must squat and drop samewise. Doubtless Portland’s legions of homeless nutcutlets and junkies will be excused. Compliance is only for the potty-dependent bourgeoisie.

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