This is not creepy at all. Elon Musk announced that the first human implant of Neuralink was successful and that “initial results show promising neuron spike detection”. This neurotechnology “chip” is an implantable brain–computer connection. We love Elon for his First Amendment crusade. We think his heart is in the right place, but there are those of us who will just have to say “Hale no” to having a chip implanted in our brain.