Cosmopolitan’s Newest Must-Have Accessory: Designer Babies (And No Father Needed)!

Originally posted at David Horowitz’s Newsreal:

Cosmopolitan magazine has taken a break from its regularly scheduled hard-hitting reporting on sex, men, crisis stories designed to terrify young women, hair, make-up, and overpriced fashion that no average woman could possibly afford to let all of you Cosmo Girls out there know about the hottest new accessory: a baster baby!

See, Cosmopolitan (and their sisters-in-arms, the fascist feminist gender bigots) has been telling women for years that they don’t need a man, that they can work and be single through their thirties and never regret it. Reality, of course, is different, and many single childless women reach their thirties wishing they’d chosen to have children. Have no fear, says the August issue of Cosmo! You can artificially inseminate yourself, and it’s as easy as online dating.

No father for the baby? No problem! Dads are a pain. Being a single mom is so much better because you’ll never have to worry about icky stuff like compromising or considering anyone else’s opinion. Welcome to the new Cosmo world, where babies are practically fashion accessories and men are unnecessary.

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