Well folks, looks like we done flung ourselves down that rabbit hole that Mr. Carroll told old Alice about back in the Victorian Age. Sex is all the rage on college campuses, but the dung will hit the fan if you want your senior picture to feature your right to keep and bear arms.

I am well aware that Yankees and Westerners think folks in The South, in this case Tennessee, are far too busy being racists, homophobes and marrying our first cousins to be all wokey and the like. Let me tell you those kids at the University of Tennessee Knoxville are fur sure woke.