Fire departments on both coasts raced to liberal homes as thousands of those afflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome spontaneously combusted. And, what was the fuel that cause these poor, benighted souls to flame out? The sight of that famous ignighter President Donald J. Trump. President Trump was Grandmaster at Nascar’s Daytona 500. Not just Grandmaster, he said those famous words “Start your engines!” and he and our beautiful First Lady, Melania Trump took a ride on the track in the Presidential Limo, known at The Beast. Darius Rucker sang “Rock Me, Mama”. Add in the Air Force Thunderbirds and it was Red, White and Blue-tiful.