Dear Feminists:

You all thought you were, like, so kewl and edgy with your nasty little video showing junior feminazis dropping the F-Bomb while spreading your lies about “rape culture” and “wage disparity.” (In the meantime, you were using the video to hawk product like the capitalists you despise, but then again y’all rank high up on that hypocrisy scale, don’t you?)

Let’s review your charming little opus, shall we?

Well, dearies, you’re about to have your lies exposed again (how many times has it been? I forget), this time by “small-L Libertarian” chick Julie Borowski with her own little video:

Oh, and sweeties, Julie doesn’t drop F-Bombs like your little princess pawns do while spewing crapola quotes and statistics. She shows why what you’ve made them say is totally bogus. Like, totally. 

That male-female wage disparity? Doesn’t exist, honey.

And all those poor, helpless sisters — one in five, you claim — who have been raped by those nasty brutes known as men? Yep, once again y’all lie. Like rugs. (And Lena Dunham.)

So take your potty-mouthed princesses and leave us conservative gals the hell alone. You say “F*ck Hate?” We say “Screw you!” Screw you for your attempts to turn us into little children who must be protected from our own choices, consequences, and responsibilities. Take your whining and, well, shove it!

And we’ll raise our girls to be true princesses, little girls with intellect and character and morals. Just like these little girls here:

Sincerely,

One Conservative Mama