America, the whole country, has buyer’s remorse. While the talking heads on the television and podcasts are kvetching about Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee, the Twitterverse has trending Sweet Meteor of Death and Better Fictional Candidates.

And, while Sheldon Cooper, Rufus T. Firefly, the Green Power Ranger and Pinnochio all have very laudable qualities, we are stuck with the candidates that we have. And the Democrats have First Lady/Senator/Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton. That’s the best you got?