From Morgan Freeberg, we have the story of a feminist overreacting about something idiotic and a non-issue to the rest of the world. Shocking, right? In this case, it’s because her daughter came home after getting her school pictures done, and told her mother that — gasp!! — she was asked to tilt her head.

Yesterday was picture day at my children’s school and, according to my kids, the girls were told to tilt their heads while boys were told to sit up straight.

… [T]he classic female head tilt is one of the most annoying qualities of the ubiquitous, submissive princess. In coloring books, toy figures, and on diapers, female figures are most often positioned smiling, eyes lowered, and head tilted.

So of course, that her daughter was asked to tilt her head is obviously an important issue that, if not rectified, will set women’s rights back decades, if not centuries! It’s not an overreaction at all.

Because this is such a deeply, deeply important issue, this feminist crusader bravely confronted the patriarchal oppressors at her daughter’s school… and was told that everyone, actually, was told to pose the same way — boys, girls, and adults.

I communicated with my kids’ school and was told by the principal that boys and adults were included in the head tilt, that he was asked to tilt his head ‘ever so slightly,’ but appreciates my concern, and will talk to them about it.

Sounds like the principal gave her the polite version of, F*** off, I’ve got more important things to deal with. It’s interesting to note that what the woman was so upset over didn’t even actually happen. It wasn’t just the girls told to tilt their heads — everyone was.

But let’s just say her version of the story is true. Who cares? Feminists cannot seem to get it through their thick skulls that, guess what? Men and women are different. They are not identical creatures. But feminists keep on with their futile endeavor, trying over and over again to magically make men and women exactly the same. No one except the bitter harpies currently squatting in the feminist camp would ever look at a smiling girl in a school photograph with her head tilted and start shrieking about OPPRESSION!! SUBMISSIVE!! YEARGHH!

It is because of things like this that modern feminists will never be taken seriously. They obsess over things like being asked to tilt your head in a photograph, and completely ignore real oppression — like gendercide in China and India, or women being stoned to death, beaten, raped, and generally being treated like property in the Middle East. To them, those issues take a backseat to the really pressing matters like… head tilts in photographs. Because God forbid your daughter look sweet and happy in a school picture, right? That’s the real injustice in the world. (The hilarity comes when you see that the bitter feminist upset about the stupidest thing in the world, yet again, had absolutely no idea what she was talking about.)

Keep it up, feminists, and you’ll make yourselves even more irrelevant that you are now… if that’s even possible.