It’s May Day again—the left’s favorite excuse to play dress-up revolution and scream about capitalism while holding signs printed at Kinko’s. They’re out in force, raging about billionaires, Trump, and whatever else fits the narrative this year. No surprise they’re clinging to May Day—it’s their holiday, straight from the socialist and communist playbook, officially stamped by Marxists in 1889. And just like clockwork, they’re out there railing against the system while scrolling on iPhones and wearing shoes made by actual workers overseas. The irony never lands.