Obama Closes Open-Air Parks and Memorials, Forcing KKK to Cancel Weekend Shindig

Obama Closes Open-Air Parks and Memorials, Forcing KKK to Cancel Weekend Shindig

Many who call themselves “Democrats” (read “tolerant”), particularly in the media, and the Far Leftists now running this country into the ground, spend much of their time pointing their crooked little fingers at anyone who opposes them and shouting “racists!” But as history reveals, it was the Democrats who perpetuated inequality and oppression in the forms of human slavery, Jim Crow laws and forced segregation, for example, while fighting tooth and nail against the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s. But there’s one other gem in the history books they’d also like to keep repressed: A group of Democrats founded the Ku Klux Klan. Yes, that Ku Klux Klan. And the Child-Man-in-Chief’s current temper tantrum—which includes the punitive closing of open-air memorials across America (many of which are not manned on a daily basis and/or are privately-funded!)—has thrown a proverbial monkey wrench into the KKK’s weekend fun.

“Tourists will find every one of America’s national parks and monuments, from Yosemite to the Smithsonian to the Statue of Liberty, immediately closed,” Obama said in a statement Tuesday. “And of course the communities and small business that rely on these national treasures for their livelihoods will be out of customers and out of luck.”

Yeah, never let a good crisis ‘n all…not to mention those pesky small businesses that must be squashed lest they contribute to the opposition, right O’Rodeo?…but I digress.

You see, the local KKK had planned a little shindig—paging Exalted Cyclops Robert Byrd!—at the Gettysburg National Military Park in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on Saturday. But, much to their white-cloaked chagrin, Captain Red Line has demanded its closure, too, in his most recent tyrannical provocation against the American public of whom he serves (anyone remember his ludicrous, embarrassing Sequestration tirades?). So much for that photo op, right, LBJ?

“I’ll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.” —Lyndon B. Johnson to two governors on Air Force One

“These Negroes, they’re getting pretty uppity these days and that’s a problem for us since they’ve got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we’ve got to do something about this, we’ve got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference.”—Lyndon B. Johnson

Two of my all-time personal “favorites” from the head of the “tolerant” Democrat Party, circa 1960’s. Surely, your kiddos have learned this in our public schools, yes?

So, unless the oh-so-courageous hiding-beneath-hoods KKKers—whose message I vehemently disagree with, but unwaveringly support on First Amendment grounds and comedy relief—choose to stride in the brave footsteps of the WWII vets of the past two days and tear down those ridiculous tyrant-erected barricades, there’ll be no donning of white hoodies on the battlefield of Gettsyburg this Saturday because their permit to practice their First Amendment rights has been canceled, Freedom of Speech be damned. My bet is they’ll sissy out like the chicken-hearted cowards they are, and let the Tyrant-in-Chief dictate their fate. Anyone seen the Constitution lately? Oh, that’s right, it’s in Obama’s shredder.

And just for kicks and giggles, here’s AlfonZo Rachel’s take on the racist history of the Democrat Party:

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