Got milk? Then you might be a Trump-supporting Nazi.
Yes, there are crazy people who believe that. Of course they’re leftists, but I repeat myself.
Follow me here. I’ll warn you, though, that you might experience headaches from banging your head on your desk.
It all started when lefty actor Shia LaBeouf decided to set up an anti-Trump art installation outside the Museum of the Moving Image in New York. Entitled “He Will Not Divide Us,” the installation merely consisted of a 24-hour live webcam. The project was to last the four years of Trump’s presidency.
Well. Due to violence occurring around the installation, the project was shut down.
Right before the NYPD ended it, the camera captured some shirtless neo-Nazis dancing in the street, extolling milk. All in all, pretty boring. No cross burnings or anything.
But it got the brilliant thinkers at Mic.com to surmise that because drinking milk might be a Thing among white supremacists, maybe drinking milk is racist because. . . Trump! They declared, “Milk is the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity in Donald Trump’s America.”
Let that convoluted logic sink in.
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