Poor, poor Kathy Griffin. She hired lawyer Lisa Bloom in order to defend herself from that mean old Trump family who has been “bullying” her. I mean, all she did was pose with the bloody prop head of Donald Trump? Why on earth would his family get all upset about it?

Proud to announce that I represent Kathy Griffin. We will be holding a press conference tomorrow morning. Here's the details. pic.twitter.com/1FejPNGzoV

— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) June 2, 2017

Oh, and in case you’re wondering where she found her lawyer… Lisa Bloom is the daughter of infamous ambulance chaser Gloria Allred.

This press conference was a joke. First of all, Bloom started off by calling Griffin “one of the funniest human beings on the earth,” so it started off with a gut-buster.

Bloom’s defense of Griffin is this:
– Griffin was offended on behalf of Megyn Kelly (Bloom is insisting that Trump owes Kelly an apology without ever mentioning Kelly’s name)
– Other male artists have done the same thing
– The Trump family tweeted out how upset they were

"Kathy has endured the most powerful man in America and his family using their power to target her," lawyer says https://t.co/T5uqoA85rO pic.twitter.com/y0iSiiyP9i

— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 2, 2017

– Tweeting about Ken Jennings is also bullying
– CNN fired her because of the bullying (Bloom now calls her firing “censorship.”)
– The Secret Service has contacted her, so Griffin has *gasp* had to retain a criminal attorney

"[Kathy Griffin] never imagined that it could be misinterpreted as a threat of violence … that was never what she intended," lawyer says pic.twitter.com/VpSdvghfGA

— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 2, 2017

Ergo, Bloom sees this as a personal attack on Griffin’s “art” by the entire world, spurred on by Twitter. Because FIRST AMENDMENT.