It was only two weeks ago that our epic Lisa told the story of how Bravolebrity Jenniefer Welch posited that Triple Trumpers (points to self) should shy away from ethnic restaurants and hie our fat asses to Cracker Barrel. Forfend, Jennifer. It’s almost like the Pinot Grigio Mean Girl hexed us. Uncle Herschel got kicked to the curb and the rest of the restaurant sign in a genuflection to our Corporate Overlords. In other words, that dog won’t hunt, just ask Uncle Herschel.