In case you don’t know who Roger Stone is, he’s an epically sleazy, opportunistic leech that attached itself to Donald Trump back in the 1980s, and now continues to use the President to gain notoriety and, of course, money by doing exactly nothing of use. Stone has been a galactic asshole (thanks to Victory Girl Toni for that turn of phrase) as far back as I can remember, so the news today that he’s been begging for money from what’s left of his frothing, rabid fan base by glomming onto Trump and his family and claiming victim status by association should come as a surprise to exactly no one.