Is it possible that teenage boys are trending Conservative because of Donald Trump’s “hypermasculinity”, “frequent use of language one might overhear in a high school cafeteria”, and “an unrepentant misogyny”? Yes, of course it is. It is if you are a toffee-nosed twat who lives in bubble-wrapped Ivory Tower and sips your sustainable Earl Grey tea from Qing Dynasty China. Where on Earth do they find these people whose feet have never touched terra firma and, apparently, never ate in a high school cafeteria.