D.A. Alvin Bragg’s hush money case against former (and future) President Donald Trump has begun jury selection. What a cluster fark! The cast of characters involved includes a porn star Stormy Daniels, a Playboy model, a gossip magazine’s former owner named Pecker, an arrogant District Attorney named Bragg, AND a two-time impeached President who has had unprecedented lawfare unleashed against him. Heading up this Fark farce is a tiny putz named Judge Merchan, whose daughter is a Democrat Operative. She is really a consultant, but charged words are better than regular words. Here we go.