A jihadi knife attack in a German supermarket in Hamburg has claimed one life and left six other wounded. My favorite part of the video below is where the caption from Euronews reads “Police have not commented on the motive”. Slow clap folks, I mean seriously? Witnesses are saying that the man cried-what was that?? “Alf is at the bar”? “Allulibar”? Oh, that’s right! It was “Allu Akbar”! You can hear the reporter in the second video mention that to his colleagues back in the studio.