Two pasty septuagenarians got into a tiff recently. “I would have beat the hell out of him in high school,” said the first old guy. The second one replied, “He would go down fast and hard, crying all the way.” This all would be really hilarious, especially when you visualize two flabby old guys with plaid pants hiked up to their armpits and white golf shoes, bumping chests on a well-manicured lawn in Florida. It’s not so funny when it’s the former Vice President of the United States and the current President insulting one another – one in a public speech, and the other on Twitter.