There is a new descriptor for Joe Biden. He is a gymago (guy’-muh-go) – a general yes-man and goof-off. Yes, I just now made that up, but I like the way it sounds, and it definitely fits him. Joe Biden, the gymago.
Of course we knew Biden was a gymago well before the day Obama chose him as his running mate in 2008. His list of gaffes was already long, and it continues to grow at a rapid pace.
I’m sure he wants to be the next POTUS, but Hillary is so far ahead in the polls that Biden is just a distant shadow. As his second term as VP plods along, he is trying oh-so-hard to leave the goofiness behind and work harder on his yes-man duties. Those yes-man duties are what will win favor in his progressive circle and amongst the low-information voters.
He recently complained that Obama gives him every s*** job in the world. Joe uses those s*** jobs to be the yes-man for the progressive agenda. Speaking at a Black History event recently, Biden spiked up the racism crusade against any kind of voter identification laws.
“These guys never go away. Hatred never, never goes away,” Biden said. “The zealotry of those who wish to limit the franchise cannot be smothered by reason.”
Got to keep that victim mentality going strong, Joe. Keep up the good work of hate-mongering.
One thing that is hilarious to me is that there seems to actually be the sense that Biden “upstaged” Obama in 2012 by coming out in favor of gay marriage before Obama. Really. Which one supported gay marriage first was what our President and Vice President were concerned about then. So much so that Biden had to apologize to Obama. Apparently, Obama wasn’t a gracious loser in the who-can-support-gay-marriage-first race, and he smacked Biden with those aforementioned shitty jobs to make sure the VP understood his place was not to upstage Obama in that most important area of progressive activism. (Note: Promoting racism by calling everything a conservative does racist is the top area of progressive activism, promoting gay marriage is second. Although abortion on demand and in all times and circumstances is right up there with them. The trifecta of modern liberalism).
So Biden is working hard at his yes-man job – sucking up to Obama in the area of Obamacare, as well. He is good at acting like Obamacare is just fine and dandy, despite the fact that they’re nowhere near reaching their goals for enrollment.
“We may not get to seven, but we’re gonna get to five or six,” Vice President Biden admits, talking about the millions of people who were supposed to be signed up for Obamacare by March 32.
Then in a chat with the “ladies” of The View, he described how Obamacare would enable single women to quit jobs they don’t like. Yes, he actually said that. You know how much we need more people unemployed.
“How many of you are single women with children, in a dead-end job?” Biden asked. “You’re there because of your health insurance. You would rather have the opportunity to spend the next couple of years with your child until they get — if that was your choice — until they get into primary school.
“You’re now trapped in that job because if you leave, you lose your health insurance. Now you’ll be able to do — make an independent choice. Do you want to stay in that job and still have health insurance, or do you want to — I mean, do you want to stay in that job, even though you can get health insurance absent that job? And it gives women a great deal more freedom.”
More progressive fodder for the low-information masses. Go, Joe – the poster child for gymagos everywhere.
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