Mom, because of all those radio ads yelling about abortion against that Gardiner guy, is Colorado going to have to change its Constitution?

Mom, this new radio ad is stupid. Is there really a condom shortage? I don’t understand what that has to do with climate change.

Those are questions asked by my 15 year old last month and today. Colorado has had three months of radio and tv bombardment from Mark “Uterus” Udall and other Democrat supporters of his campaign on a single topic. Abortion. Its been so pervasive that on two different days I counted 6 and 9 different radio ads (on the same station) by Udall or supporters within 90 minutes on the sole and single topic of abortion. Its been so invasive according to the Gazette:

The single-issue campaign became downright embarrassing for Udall on Tuesday when the Denver Post’s Lynn Bartels, arguably the dean of Colorado’s political press corps, asked him during a debate whether he took the whole social issues thing a bit too far.
“Mr. Udall, your campaign has been so focused on women’s issues that you’ve been dubbed ‘Mark Uterus,'” Bartels said, eliciting laughter from the crowd.
Bartels wrote in September: “If Colorado’s U.S. Senate race were a movie, the set would be a gynecologist’s office…”

Yes, a veteran political reporter at the Denver Post provided a CO US Senate candidate with a new nickname that will be remembered long after this mid-term election is done. You see, it doesn’t matter that Mark “Uterus” Udall comes from a family that has served in political office (we REALLY aren’t supposed to mention that), or that he voted for Obamacare, or that he got caught trying to “persuade” the Colorado Division of Insurance to change the facts regarding policy cancellations. NOPE! Those things aren’t important! Its Abortion stupid!

Let’s see, what else do we need to know about this candidate? Well, as permifried Debbie Wasserman Shultz wants you to know, Republicans are the enemy, NOT ISIS or EBOLA. Well, how would “Uterus” Udall know? He’s missed 60% of the Senate Armed Services and Intelligence public committee meetings, where he would’ve, if he’d been paying attention, realized how serious the threat of ISIS is, and wouldn’t have had to walk back his comments concerning James Foley and Stephen Sotloff. He missed 60% of the public meetings, you have to wonder how many of the classified meetings he missed.  But you see, those issues don’t matter!  According to Fox News:

Democrats have done what they can to make these races more about local issues.
Justin Barasky, spokesman for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, brushed off talk of Democrats running away from Obama.
“Unlike the Republicans, who like to nationalize their races, our races are different and will be won on local issues,” he insisted.

Evidently, according to the DNC, the ONLY local issue Colorado is most concerned about is Abortion/Contraception/Women’s Issues. Never mind the deep concerns a cross-section of voters in this state have regarding the economy, education, national security, business growth, the problems with the legalization of marijuana, and the newest issue of Ebola crisis management; the Udall campaign continues its single-minded focus on Abortion!

Two days ago another organization doubled down on behalf of this one-note campaign.  NARAL Pro-Choice debuted a pithy little radio ad. It’s a doozy.  Here is the radio version:

Yes “Sweetpea,” this is the ad that prompted my 15 year old to ask in all seriousness if there is a condom shortage and what it has to do with climate change. Readers, if you can figure out the tie between the two, please let me know.

Colorado is a battleground state for the United States Senate. It used to be that a battleground state would involve two highly qualified candidates touting their versions of ALL the issues that the voters are concerned with.  That hasn’t been the case here in Colorado.  Because right now all I know is this, Mark “Uterus” Udall is good enough to play a round of golf with the Putter in Chief, has a campaign that focuses on one issue and one issue only, and when he’s asked questions about other issues, books, or music?

I can tell you this, Mark “Uterus” Udall’s campaign of “overheated rhetoric” has accomplished one thing.  My 15 year old will listen to anything BUT a political ad.  Excellent job Senator “Uterus”,  your absurd on-note campaign has created a very reluctant future voter.