It’s easy to say that Jake Sullivan has a “punchable face”. We take that as obvious. He also looks like he has a perma-wedgie. That would explain why he had the hubris to publish a 7,000 page ode to his strategic world vision in Foreign Policy magazine, The Sources of American Power. This is the piece in which Sullivan claimed that the Middle East is “quieter” than in decades right before October 7 when Hamas pulled a sneak attack and massacred Israeli families. Our Deanna called Sullivan a “complete tool”. He is a complete tool with a punchable face and a perma-wedgie. I feel better now that I got that out of my system.