Once, in the Kingdom of Sunny Florida, some lords of the realm called Senators met for a special Saturday session. They wanted to discuss what to do about a strange and feared beast called the AR-15. Now some Senators of the Right — the Republicans — said the beast was useful for peaceable people. However, other Senators of the Left — the Democrats — said the AR-15 is a evil monster, doing the bidding of the wicked NRA, who want to kill children and other living things.