In the latest edition of “How the People of the United States Have Lost Their Ever-Loving, Freaking Minds”, Professor Daniel Pollack-Pelzner has accused “Mary Poppins” of being racist. Yes, the Disney version of Mary Poppins is a racist for this Linfield College Professor of Shakespeare. Methinks his wits have begun to turn. And, I apologize to the very late William Shakespeare for butchering that quote.