Wow. That’s one heckuva Participation Trophy! It seems the genius’s at Variety think she deserves an award, the Impact Honoree Award to be precise. Well… SUPER! Ummm wait, why is she being so honored?

According to Variety, Clinton is being honored “for her work with Alliance for a Healthier Generation, which empowers kids to develop lifelong healthy habits.”

OH REALLY?? I guess her lifelong healthy habits include scarring all of us for life after showing us her spinach pancakes?

Spinach pancakes for #NationalPancakeDay (we won't eat them all tonight although Charlotte would if we let her)! pic.twitter.com/9zgWZ0k94W

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 7, 2017

When exactly did she have time to work with this Alliance? Prior to campaign events on behalf of her mom? In August after her rousing (NOT) speech to help nominate her Mom for President?