Burning Man 2023 – Burning The Man Tonight

Burning Man 2023 – Burning The Man Tonight

“Shitter was full.”

Cousin Eddie

There is a reason why I don’t do things that involve port-a-potties. Being born at this time, means that I have ready access to magnificent porcelain modern conveniences. Even Holiday Inns have flush toilets. And, air conditioning and showers. NONE of these things are available at Burning Man 2023, which is surely why I was too uninterested to look up the purpose of this Clusterquark before this year. I heard it rained in the Nevada desert and so the week plus long festival is a mess. I looked up the festival and, good Lord, this thing is going to sink under the weight of it’s own pretentiousness. According to the website:

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