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Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.
Another Sunday in the trenches, dears. Although, we have starched linens on the tables, crystal flutes for our champagne, and a basket of fresh baked croissants. So here, let me pour your flute first and let’s get to it.
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You have to wonder what kind of relationship Paltrow had with her dad growing up, or the same thing about the staff members who felt it was a fine idea to include a sex toy on “Gifts for Dad” list.
In a new gift guide for Father’s Day posted on her infamous wellness website, Goop, the health halcyon includes a $219 prostate vibrator for daddy dearest.
The sleek product, called “Hugo,” is made by the self-described “luxury sex toy” company Lelo.
Of course, this is the same group of …ahem … Progressives who seem vigorously incurious about Creepy Joe’s showering with his daughter.
May I offer some early Father’s Day gift ideas? Here’s the #1 most popular with dads … give him a gift of some of your time. And don’t limit it to just one Sunday in June. He’ll love it more than you know.
You’re welcome.
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Board certified physician tells kids on tiktok to come to her practice so she can treat them with puberty blockers and hormones pic.twitter.com/2ZoWjeZcI4
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 25, 2023
If adults want to receive care from a doctor with obvious mental issues, knock yourself out. But he is on TikTok, the CCP’s app with a huge juvenile audience. Promising kids drugs and mutilating surgery if they can just get across state lines to his “practice” is grooming on a whole new level. What is wrong with the citizens of Shreveport?
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Oh my, it must be a day of the week that ends in “y”.
Biden’s DOJ has decided not to charge Rachael Rollins after evidence found her guilty of election interference, raising concerns about a double standard in the criminal justice system.
“Raising”? Oh, honey, consider it standard-operating-procedure. When the whole circle jerk of Beltway Bolsheviks never suffer any consequences, why shouldn’t they keep rewarding their friends? Who’s gonna stop ’em?
Let me flag down the waiter … we need a tray of whiskeys to sample.
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I had to look up this little darling to figure out who was whining so hard about how she doesn’t believe in basic biology.
When it comes to major award shows there are two categories for acting that capture the public’s attention. “Best Actor” and “Best Actress.” Recently though, there has been a movement to remove those gendered categories to be more inclusive of non-binary people.
There’s no such thing as a non-binary person. I’m sorry Bella’s parents weren’t more forthright with her on this.
The Last of Us star Bella Ramsey said the whole idea of having to fit into one category made them (sic) “uncomfortable.” Ramsey explained, “The categories at the moment feel extremely gendered with the language around them.”
They (sic) went on to add that the limitations of categories meant that “nonbinary actors like me can’t be celebrated.” Ramsey went on, “And it can open up a conversation about how it feels—as long as I’m aware of the fact that it’s not ideal, but also that finding alternatives is really complex.”
I wonder, is this just another teen phase of a spoiled actress in order to keep her press agent happy? Or will she grow into adulthood with this insufferable chip on her shoulder demanding the submission of everyone around her to her sacred feelz?
Dears, I really should just embrace the power of “and” on this one.
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Consider this a smile with tears. Monday is Memorial Day, the one day per year where we recognize and honor those who have died in military service. Kudos to those who wish not to revise our history, but preserve it.
Over the past 13 years, Tim Taylor and Christine Dennison have scoured the ocean floor using autonomous underwater robots to discover and document the wrecks of seven US submarines lost in World War II. (snip)
The USS Mannert L. Abele, which the explorers found 4,500 feet under the Pacific Ocean and 81 miles from the nearest landmass, was the first American ship sunk by an unusual type of rocket-powered Japanese kamikaze plane.
For Taylor and Dennison, it’s important to preserve the history of these wrecks and respect the sanctity of those entombed within them. And as the ranks of those alive during World War II have shrunk, it’s vital to give those who remain closure while it’s still possible.
“As a society we have got to remember that these men are out there and that they did what they did. And these sunken ships are war graves,” Taylor said.
Bravo, gentlemen.
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Chin up, dears. As the world seems to be losing its mind, we hang tough and have each other. See you next Sunday. Cheers.
featured image, original graphic by Darleen Click
GWB says: Promising kids drugs and mutilating surgery if they can just get across state lines to his “practice” is grooming on a whole new level.
It may also be in violation of medical board restrictions on advertising. Get its license!
after evidence found her guilty of election interference
Ummmm, evidence doesn’t find you guilty, a jury does. You could say “evidence indicates her guilt” or “she seems guilty based on the evidence.” But you cannot say the evidence found her guilty.
Having said that, this will be just another “point of evidence” that there is no election fraud because “she was never charged.” Ugh.
there has been a movement to remove those gendered categories
I’ve often agreed! Why should a second-best actor get an award, too, just because they’re the opposite sex from the best? Women are just as good as men, right? So, let ’em compete on equal footing!
made them (sic) “uncomfortable.”
And we change the world for that? I don’t think so. Go have a seat and I’ll get to you once you have maybe learned the world doesn’t revolve around you. (Though I’m more than willing to see if I can get a submersible to drag you through a volcano and to the center of the earth so it would; not sure you’ll survive the first 10 seconds.)
it can open up a conversation about how it feels
And it matters to the rest of the universe how it feels to you, because…?
Bravo, gentlemen.
Amen.
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