Why are Democrat Men Weak and Effeminate Girly Men?

by ROS on May 16, 2013

Much ado has been made in the media regarding the, ahem, aesthetic disparities between liberal and conservative women, and for good reason. It’s true, conservative chicks are hot. I mean, who would you choose: Megyn Kelly or Rachel Maddow? Michelle Malkin or Joy Behar? Patricia Heaton or Roseanne? If you even had to think about any of those, please, save me the trouble and slap yourself.

That said, it only goes to reason that conservative men are far more appealing to the fairer (that hurt) sex as well – or so says this article in the Daily Mail. Democrat men are, in the immortal words of that Republican former governor of California, “giiiiiiirly men”.

Now, how do we know this to be true?  Because a)  I said so,  b) men with brains are conservative and brains are HOT, and c) the overwhelming majority of men in the military are either registered Republicans or conservative-leaning independents. Warriors are conservative? Well, of course!

Take my beloved Jonn over at thisainthell.us  for example- HOT-ness…….and so very a conservative veteran. Or THE hottest man I know- also a veteran, an MBA, an addiction to  knowledge, and an abundance of other attributes too numerous for me to list………and conservative. LTC Allen West, Todd Palin, Dr. Ben Carson, Paul Ryan, Kevin Jackson of The Black Sphere, and Neil Cavuto (don’t judge me) are all conservatives, and just gaze upon that pile of smoldering intellectual GQ material.  And then there’s Dwayne – Johnson, that is. Yeah, don’t even try to argue that one. I mean, he came out in support of W and liberal Hollyweird said nary a word. That’s how badassical is Dwayne.

(Cue obligatory Rock pic for the Boss Lady.)

Dwayne-Johnson-The-Rock

All bloody brilliant, all edible, and all conservative. Bring on your whiny little Frankens, your girly little Reids, and your asking-to-have-their-nose-thumped Obamas, Dems. They’ll make good hankies for mopping the floor.

Edited to add: Our friend OWB over at TAH has brought to my attention that I failed to include Tom Selleck in my list of hot conservative men, and for that I apologize profusely. Kicking myself now.

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The Southern boy Dana May 16, 2013 at 7:43 pm

Maybe this will explain something: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQ01X-1AlI&quot;Ladies love country boys.

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Kate May 16, 2013 at 11:23 pm

ROS I happen to think Neil Cavuto is completely hot too. :)

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Alman May 18, 2013 at 5:51 am

The Dems are weaker because they don’t get the exercise of “clinging to their Bibles and guns.” Also, they have yet to realize that “clinging” to the government only makes a person weaker. So, Dems, grab a Bible in one hand and a gun in another. You’ll be surprised that in just days you’ll feel stronger, have a bit more pride, and women will find you more manly.

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