We Dare You Not to Laugh: Bill Clinton Says He Doesn’t Like To “Embarrass People”.

We Dare You Not to Laugh: Bill Clinton Says He Doesn’t Like To “Embarrass People”.

We Dare You Not to Laugh: Bill Clinton Says He Doesn’t Like To “Embarrass People”.

It’s time for a Monday morning back-to-work funny. If you’ve lived through the 90s and Bill Clinton’s presidency, you will appreciate the humor that is about to descend upon us. Here’s an old blast from the past:

So, imagine the good laugh we got out of Bill Clinton when he explained in a new interview on CBS yesterday why he couldn’t be elected to a public office in today’s political environment. Brace yourselves.

“I couldn’t be elected anything now ’cause I just don’t like embarrassing people. My mother would have whipped me for five days in a row when I was a little boy if I spent all my time badmouthing people like this.”-Bill Clinton

More comedy:

“I think if the roles were reversed — now this is me just talking, but it’s based on my experience — I think if it were a Democratic president and these facts were present, most people I know in Washington believe impeachment hearings would have begun already.”-Clinton’s response to the Mueller probe.

“I just don’t like embarrassing people?!” Yep. He’s for real.

You know what’s embarrassing, Bill? Sleeping with a White House intern. Getting your wife to threaten women you’ve humiliated, embarrassed and abused against speaking out about what a pig you are. I suppose this is okay because they were just “narcissistic looney toons” and “Trailer Trash”? Letting one of the most destructive terrorists of all time slip through your fingers (because you were too busy with all your other extracurricular “activities”) to see thousands of lives perish years later. Being a guest speaker at a porn convention. Shameless money-grabbing of donations from countries that imprison gays and abuse women. And how about those visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s “sex slave/orgy island”?

We won’t even delve into Hillary’s escapades before and after the 2016 election. Yelling at potential voters and pointing fingers at everyone else for losing instead of taking accountability. Let’s not even mention that she stood by your side and tolerated your (ahem) embarrassing behavior because she wanted power and in that very same Oval Office you dropped your presidential drawers in.

Trump ain’t no saint, but Bill Clinton can’t seem to find a bone (I’m leaving this one alone) in his body to flat out embarrass other people. If he did what President Trump did on Twitter, his mama would’ve given him a good whippin’ for “badmouthing” people. For five days. Something tells me Willy may be overdue for a private jet ride to Fantasy Island.

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