Two More Clinton Coughing Fits: What’s Wrong with #HackingHillary? [VIDEOS]

Two More Clinton Coughing Fits: What’s Wrong with #HackingHillary? [VIDEOS]

Two More Clinton Coughing Fits: What’s Wrong with #HackingHillary? [VIDEOS]

Aside from the fact that she’s a serial liar and a frequent felon, there’s something wrong with Hillary Clinton. For months now, she’s been plagued by mysterious, uncontrollable coughing fits during her rallies and various softball games interviews with her adoring fans—also known as the media:

And yesterday, aboard her shiny new jet plane—what some on social media have dubbed “Con Air”—the coughing happened again, smack dab in the middle of, well, a softball tourney at 36,000 feet:

Then, during a rally in Ohio—reportedly attended by just a few dozen die-hards who apparently care nothing of the corruption swinging from her neck like a rotting corpse—Clinton suffered a second coughing attack. And it went on for several minutes:

Quite the picture of health, isn’t she? But, of course, questioning her fitness is the stuff of conspiracy theorists:

Perhaps she needs one of those cost-effective, keep-your-doctor ObamaCare plans she loves. Or a new campaign slogan:

In response, social media took a stab at possible diagnoses:

https://twitter.com/GlobalismSux/status/772969842097786880

https://twitter.com/shitbiscuit/status/772969761206628352

Or maybe she took an overly large swig of that hot sauce she stores in her handbag 24/7. But, you may be on to something!

Her explanation? Well, she’s allergic to Donald Trump, of course. And that may work well for her fawning HRC-o-phites, but those of us paying attention know that something else is up. I suffer from seasonal allergies. They can in fact be debilitating. But here’s a newsflash, HRC: They’re easy to treat. Thank you, over-the-counter Flonase and Zyrtec. No, it’s likely not allergies. It’s something more. Is it GERD? Could be. But again, easily treatable by OTC meds. Is it an affliction more serious, like esophageal or lung cancer? Or is it—and this is the most likely explanation—pulmonary emboli, which can manifest itself in coughing like we see with Hillary:

Hillary's chronic coughing explained? (Photo Credit: FloppingAces.net)
Hillary’s chronic coughing explained? Click to enlarge. (Photo Credit: FloppingAces.net)

Remember, she’s taking the blood thinner, Coumadin, treatment for her history of deep vein thrombosis. I don’t find that evidence, in combination, coincidental. But will we ever get the truth? Doubtful, because we know what happens to those who dare to question her health. Just ask Dr. Drew, who’s now in the unemployment line after publicly pondering Queen Hillary’s obvious health issues.

https://twitter.com/hoodsonco/status/772969614049288193

Yes. And that’s what I’m afraid of. Because here’s my prediction: As it looks today—and that could change tomorrow—Hillary Clinton appears Poise-d (see what I did there?) to “win” the White House. But I don’t think she intends to stay there for long. No, she just wants to drag her old bones across the finish line, nominate a couple of liberals to the SCOTUS, grant blanket amnesty that they’ll rubber stamp, then resign for health reasons (or whatever other excuse she’ll conjure up) and leave our White House firmly in the hands of Tim Kaine, who will complete Barack Obama’s fundamental transformation of America in her stead. How’s that for a conspiracy theory, HRC? Think it can’t happen. See the governorship of Oregon.

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/772948108288331776

And there it is. The truth of her contradictory positions. Hillary Clinton can no longer, with a straight face, claim fitness for office while at the same time insist her health is to blame for her inability to recall much about her tenure as Secretary of State. She can’t have it both ways. She’s wholly unfit for office, in more ways than I can count.

Hillary, you may be allergic to Donald Trump, but I’m allergic to bull puckey. And the only remedy I see for an impending epidemic of Hillary-itis is your resounding, unmerciful defeat come November 8th, because this nation will not survive the incurable, gangrenous pestilence that truly ails you.

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7 Comments
  • GWB says:

    #HackingHillary
    Given the email stuff, that’s a dual-use #hashtag!

  • GWB says:

    The truth of her contradictory positions.

    The glory of progressivism is the Conceit Of The Present. One is true now, the other was true 5 minutes ago. But that’s ancient history, so it doesn’t apply.

    She can’t have it both ways.

    Oh yes, she can! She’s Her Royal Clintoness (HRC)!

    I’m allergic to bull puckey

    Boy, you’re using some strong allergy medicine, writing about politics, then!

  • Trixie B says:

    “As it looks today—and that could change tomorrow—Hillary Clinton appears Poise-d (see what I did there?) to “win” the White House. But I don’t think she intends to stay there for long. No, she just wants to drag her old bones across the finish line, nominate a couple of liberals to the SCOTUS, grant blanket amnesty that they’ll rubber stamp, then resign for health reasons (or whatever other excuse she’ll conjure up) and leave our White House firmly in the hands of Tim Kaine,”

    I disagree. She is power hungry and power mad and once she attains what she wants (the presidency) the only way she’ll give it up is if she’s jailed, termed out, or dead.

  • Heather says:

    Probably chocking on her own BS.

  • GWB says:

    Any ideas on this?
    They look like olives to me. If they’ve been stuck in there long enough, I suppose it could explain the coughing………..

    • Jodi says:

      Is that seriously GROSS, or what?! I’m not sure, but if I had to guess, I’d say severe acid reflux. Or she coughed something up from her lungs. Either way, ick!

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