Trump The “Stable Genius” Rocks NATO

Trump The “Stable Genius” Rocks NATO

Trump The “Stable Genius” Rocks NATO

Flanked by Secretary of State Mike “The Man” Pompeo and National Security Adviser John “The Stache” Bolton, President Donald “Stable Genius” Trump gave an exit press conference, in Brussels, filled with the kind of juicy quotes that will have heads exploding left, right and center. It was a whole jar of awesome sauce. Tee hee!

The best part, the part that will make the Butthurt Brigade cry for their mommies, is when he repeated his “stable genius” claim. Behold the glory:

No, he won’t be tweeting differently on Air Force One. He’s very consistent. He is a very stable genius. I laughed and got chills at the same time. The first time he used the phrase was in January of this year. Remember a psychiatrist, who never interviewed Trump, had briefed Capitol Hill on Donald Trump’s mental fitness to be President and “author” Michael Wolff’s work of fiction had just come out. From CNN Politics last January:

Trump’s tweets also come after reports surfaced that a dozen lawmakers from the House and Senate received a briefing from Yale psychiatrist Dr. Bandy X. Lee on Capitol Hill in early December about Trump’s fitness to be president.
“Lawmakers were saying they have been very concerned about this, the President’s dangerousness, the dangers that his mental instability poses on the nation,” Lee told CNN in a phone interview Thursday, “They know the concern is universal among Democrats, but it really depends on Republicans, they said. Some knew of Republicans that were concerned, maybe equally concerned, but whether they would act on those concerns was their worry.”

So, Mr. Trump tweeted:

“Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence … ” Trump wrote, referring to questions raised about the mental fitness of the former President, who disclosed in 1994 that he had Alzheimer’s disease.

And:

“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,” the President continued. “Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star … to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius … and a very stable genius at that!”

Everyone thinks Trump is so random, but if you pay attention he is always circling back and always negotiating.

President Donald Trump and his Stable of Geniuses, including NATO ambassador Kay Bailey Hutchison and Chief of Staff John Kelly along with Bolton and Pompeo rocked NATO out of its complacency. Greg Gutfeld of Fox described NATO as the friend who makes you drive and doesn’t pony up for gas. Pete Hegseth, also of Fox, described NATO as co-investors in a restaurant who don’t pay their share. Both are wrong; NATO is a bunch of snooty booty mean girls who have always laughed at the U.S.A. behind our backs, but they used us because we had a car and ready cash. NATO gave us lip service but made us do the heavy lifting. Trump flipped the table over at breakfast and said “Basta.” And, the mean girls said, “Si, Signore.” Bwa ha ha.

Now, Trump is off to London to help Prime Minister Theresa May find a pair and have tea at Windsor with Queen Elizabeth II. Our Stable Genius President will cause more heads to explode and maybe that big baby balloon will explode, too.

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