‘The One’ reincarnated

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‘The One’ reincarnated

oooh. so maybe he really is The One! while in egypt yesterday, obama visited the pyramids. his guide in giza was dr. zahi hawass, the secretary-general of egypt’s supreme council of antiquities.

as dr. hawass led The One around the pyramids and the sphinx. they also visited the tomb of ‘qar’ who was a well-known priest, scholar and judge in ancient egypt. and, lo and behold, guess what they saw? on the wall were hieroglyphs of qar — primitive images engraved in the stone of the man himself. and yes, qar was a thin man with big ears.

here’s the image of the ‘glyph:


qar_hieroglyph

The One in a former life?



ever humble, The One called his aides over and said:

“That looks like me!” exclaimed President Obama. “Look at those ears.”

heh.

some say, however, that the golden calf, graven image, hieroglyph bares more of a resemblance to mr. spock from star trek.
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update: beth has linked this post and picture in a ‘caption it’ contest at right pundits. go check it out.

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  • Cyndi says:

    Ha ha! This is hilarious. He’s a buffoon.

  • Ken says:

    Whoa, that’s spooky. 🙂

  • Micky says:

    Alfred E Newman ?

  • Jane says:

    Wait. There are many people who believe reincarnation is for real. Barack is an attoney and academic just like this ancient Egyptian. Destiny is an interesting thing. Many of us believe Barack Obama was sent to us for this time to fix our country and heal our nation. The Egyptians are one of the oldest civilisations… so who knows?

  • PenniePan says:

    Remember when Shrub thought God had put him into the presidency? That God talked to him? LMFAO. If that was *true* then surely Barack was destined for us.

  • Ken says:

    “There are many people who believe reincarnation is for real.”

    And there are many people who believe their pets are psychic, what’s your point?

    “Many of us believe Barack Obama was sent to us for this time to fix our country and heal our nation.”

    You’re in for a hard fall.

    “If that was *true* then surely Barack was destined for us.”

    Oh, I have no doubt that he was destined for you and your kind. It’s just the rest of us who’ll have to pay the price.

  • kate says:

    ‘there are many people who believe their pets are psychic’

    i’ve decided that ella, the 11 month old golden retriever, is not psychic. for if she were, she would know i am ready to sell her to gypsies for what she did to my freshly planted victory garden!

    jane and pennie — good grief. next thing you’re gonna say is that The One wasn’t born in hawaii, he was born in a manger.

    micky: alfred e. newman — heh.

  • Micky says:

    “Many of us believe Barack Obama was sent to us for this time to fix our country and heal our nation. ”

    Yeah, hes also a perfect candidate to be the anti christ.

    “Revelation 13:5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

    Obama has spoken great things about “Change” and new prosperity for the world, written a book called “The Audacity of Hope.” Many would say his argument that he is the best pro-life candidate is a blasphemy.
    42 months is about the length of a presidential term.

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    Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

    In order to have power over all of the people of the Earth this would likely require a One-World-Government.
    Obama talks about a New World Order in his Berlin speech that basically says Global Citizenship is required and not an option.
    Many people already see Obama as the “President of the World.”

    And yeah, before anyone gets their panties in a bunch I indeed did lift this from a website. Its a kook website so I wont dignify it with any link but theres a million like em that do bring up some scary similarities to the coming of the anti christ and the one that are hard to ignore.

  • moonlvr says:

    You guys take every opportunity to be rude and mean about Obama. Why is that? Why so hostile all the time? I think this story is charming actually. Jealous that there was no monkey on the wall when Junior visited the pyramids?

  • beth says:

    That actually DOES look like him. I’m a little freaked now.

  • Jared says:

    I’m thinking it looks more like Gollum from LOTR. I’m not sure what that says about Barack! HA.

  • George says:

    I thought I was pyschic. So I went to the doctor. He said not to worry. I was only pysco.

    That is very freaky looking. Just keep telling yourself we only have 3.5 years left.

  • Ken says:

    “Jealous that there was no monkey on the wall when Junior visited the pyramids?”

    I’m sorry, Moonlvr, you were saying something about being hostile to the president? It amazes my how hypocrites like you will trash people for poking fun at Obama, and in the same sentence remind us of the vile and disgusting attitude of the left for the 8 years Bush was president. Well done.

    “I’m thinking it looks more like Gollum from LOTR.”

    heh, it does look like Gollum! “Precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!”

  • Jane says:

    Actually on the news they showed the ‘gliph and I though it looked like the one even before he said it.

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