Long before we had Trump Derangement Syndrome, we had Amazon Derangement Syndrome (ADS). Amazon was blamed for everything from the demise of locally owned, independent bookstores to the demise of publishing as the world had known it. Now that the circus surrounding Justice Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing is over, ADS is once again in the news. Despite Jeff Bezos’ announcement his company was raising the minimum wage to $15/hour, those “woke” and concerned citizens have decided to eat their own. ADS wins again and conservatives everywhere are buttering their popcorn and sitting back to watch the show.