I really need to stay off social media for a while. The amount of unhinged DERP! has reached epic levels, and unfortunately social media tends to perpetuate it. It spreads like an unchecked case of chlamydia in a college dorm, and the amount of full turnip douchery threatens to make my eyes bleed. And yet… I can’t look away. It’s like a train wreck from which you can’t avert your eyes – morbid, and yet, fascinating.