Michelle Obama has been a busy bee since January. It’s been one endless vacation around the world with occasional forays into the speech circuit. For example:

Thanks for the lecture! I definitely regret not voting for Hillary now! Oh wait. No, no I don’t.

Too many white men in government?!! Yeah, I’ll just leave that right there. I mean seriously, if a white man or woman said that, there’d be a massive nuclear meltdown to eleventy billion. But since it was Michelle? No problem! Remember that Michelle was bitter about her experiences at Princeton. 

“my experiences at Princeton have made me far more aware of my ‘blackness’ than ever before. I have found that at Princeton no matter how liberal and open-minded some of my White professors and classmates try to be towards me, I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus; as if I really don’t belong. Regardless of the circumstances under which I interact with Whites at Princeton, it often seems as if, to them, I will always be Black first and a student second.”

Well, Michelle’s been wandering the world for months now, and it all started with one AMAZEBALLS of a 10-day vacation with Richard Branson on his private island.