What if I told you that a senior communications official at a cabinet-level department – an appointed official, no less – publicly accused the French President of being controlled by the Rothchilds, perpetuated the widely discredited Pizzagate conspiracy that would make InfoWars’ Alex Jones soil his his happy sock, and exhibited unfathomable F-bomb filled ignorance about American history that would make any competent high school history teacher cringe? What if I told you this frothing moron was appointed to her position AFTER her social media posts and barely literate videos hit the Internet?