Michael Moore Wishes Karl Marx Happy Birthday. Because of Course. [VIDEO]

Michael Moore Wishes Karl Marx Happy Birthday. Because of Course. [VIDEO]

Michael Moore Wishes Karl Marx Happy Birthday. Because of Course. [VIDEO]

Guess who had their 200th birthday over the weekend? Why, it was none other than the man who unleashed the scourge of communism — that’s right, Karl Marx.

The citizens of Trier, Germany, celebrated his birthday by unveiling a 14-foot high bronze statue of the bastard. It was a gift from China — shocker! — while a delegation from that Communist nation was on hand for the festivities.

And guess who else wished the dead commie a Happy Birthday? Why, it was Michael Moore, of course, who tweeted this:

“Though the rich have sought to distort him or even use him, time has shown that, in the end, Marx was actually mostly right & that the aristocrats, the slave owners, the bankers and Goldman Sachs were wrong,”

And he wasn’t finished, either.

Can I just say right here that Michael Moore has a pathological lack of self-awareness?

I mean, the man is worth a cool $50 million, and in my world anyway, that’s pretty damn rich. Moreover, Moore’s 2014 divorce proceedings revealed that he owned not one, not two, but nine homes.

Yeah, I’d love to be poor like that. Wouldn’t you?

But what was really hilarious was Moore praising Marx for saying that everyone “deserves a slice of the pie.” Now if you ask me, it looks like Moore has not only had his slice of pie, but everyone else’s too.

I’m not sure, but I think this may be a video of a young Mikey Moore eating his slice of pie, and then some.

Hey, Lard Ass, er, I mean, Mr. Moore, where were you and all your millions during the water crisis in Flint, Michigan? After all, that’s your beloved hometown, isn’t it? Oh wait, you sprayed “Flint Water” at the Michigan capitol building in Lansing, and then ordered Gov. Snyder to “drink the water.”

Yeah, that’s helpful. It actually sounds more like a David Hogg stunt: childish theatrics that accomplish nothing. But go ahead, keep up your phony working class hero schtick and the slobberfest for a dead communist while you live the lifestyle of the Rich and Famous.

And then you’ll wonder how in the hell Donald Trump got re-elected in 2020.

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Kim is a pint-sized patriot who packs some big contradictions. She is a Baby Boomer who never became a hippie, an active Republican who first registered as a Democrat (okay, it was to help a sorority sister's father in his run for sheriff), and a devout Lutheran who practices yoga. Growing up in small-town Indiana, now living in the Kansas City metro, Kim is a conservative Midwestern gal whose heart is also in the Seattle area, where her eldest daughter, son-in-law, and grandson live. Kim is a working speech pathologist who left school system employment behind to subcontract to an agency, and has never looked back. She describes her conservatism as falling in the mold of Russell Kirk's Ten Conservative Principles. Don't know what they are? Google them!

1 Comment
  • Brian Brandt says:

    Under capitalism, one group of people exploits another. Under communism, it’s the opposite.

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