Joe Biden Declines To Run For President

Joe Biden Declines To Run For President

In a Rose Garden press conference, with President Obama by his side, Vice President Joe Biden has announced that he will not be running for president.

Joe Biden announces that he will not run for president, October 21, 2015
Joe Biden announces that he will not run for president, October 21, 2015


And then Biden went on to praise the glories of Obama, and talk about how Democrats should be running on the president’s record of accomplishment. And talk about himself. Annnnnd then talk about himself and his pet causes a little more.


ELEVEN MINUTES after saying he wouldn’t run for president, Biden stopped talking. No one can say that he didn’t take full advantage of his political swan song speech.

In other news, the Democratic coronation proceeds as previously scheduled. All hail Queen Hillary.

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2 Comments
  • Appalled By The World says:

    What a shame-he was my favorite candidate from the party of treason. He reminded me a lot of Mc Cain-a drooling old fool prone to saying something incredibly stupid at any given moment to make his supporters cringe. Now we won’t be treated to silly interpretations from the faithful as to what he really meant whenever he opened his mouth.

  • Wfjag says:

    Too bad. When Slo Joe is campaigning, there’s no reason to read The Onion.

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