so the secret service have picked code names for the presidential candidates and their wives. oh, to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting!

jmac’s is phoenix – well, duh while cindy mccain’s is parasol – ok, ladylike, respectful and elegant.

barack obama’s is renegade – naw, he’s actually cold and calculating! renaissance is michelle ‘give-me-something-more-beautiful-then-cindy’s-or-i’ll-eat-your-heart obama’s.

sarah palin is denali – natural, beautiful, unspoiled; todd’s is driller. ahem, no comment.

and joe biden’s? unknown…. maybe “plugs?” or “mouth?” or “java?” or???

h/t sondrak