Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Boobies, But That’s Okay. [VIDEO]

Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Boobies, But That’s Okay. [VIDEO]

Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Boobies, But That’s Okay. [VIDEO]

I guess Wednesday was singer Katy Perry’s birthday, so her friend Ellen DeGeneres decided to tweet a birthday wish. It looked like this:

Har, har, har! So funny!

Except it’s juvenile. Moreover, it demonstrates one big double standard. Or in this case, maybe, um, a pair. You see, it’s okay for Ellen DeGeneres to stare at Perry’s ample rack not only because DeGeneres a woman, but a lesbian to boot. Two oppressed groups in one left wing package! So there’s no limit on what she can get away with, right?

This is the same Ellen DeGeneres who announced on her TV show that she is also a member of the #MeToo crowd.

Oh, cry me a river.

Now, let’s review: Wikipedia defines a lesbian as “a female who experiences. . . sexual attraction to other females.” It’s perfectly conceivable that DeGeneres just might experience sexual arousal at the sight of Katy’s jugs. But that’s okay. Again, see above.

Could you imagine the outrage if this happened?

Or this?

Or this? Oh, wait, never mind. . . this guy would be approved.

Meanwhile, on the same day that Ellen went publicly agog over Katy Perry’s bodacious ta-tas, another Hollywood actress came out of the woodwork with yet another pearl-clutching tale of sexual assault. Only this story—three years old, too, mind you—was aimed at former President George H.W. Bush, who was then 90 years old.

President Bush and Lind. Credit: Business Insider.

Heather Lind claimed that the wheelchair-bound Bush “touched her” from “behind his wheelchair.” Not only that, but he allegedly told her a “dirty joke.”

Why did she make the claim? Well, this picture of Bush shaking former President Obama’s hand “triggered” her, or something.

Lind made her claim on Instagram, but then she deleted it. No matter, the damage was done. Through a spokesman, Bush apologized:

“President Bush would never – under any circumstance – intentionally cause anyone distress, and he most sincerely apologises if his attempt at humour offended Ms Lind.”

Now think back: Can you think of any woman who ever accused President Bush of sexual assault? Neither can I. But he issued an apology, because he’s a 93-year-old gentleman, and it probably seemed like the right thing to do.

But it’s okay for Ellen DeGeneres to engage in some crude sexual humor on a social media forum. Because—see explanation above. And also because if Hollywood leftists didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

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Kim is a pint-sized patriot who packs some big contradictions. She is a Baby Boomer who never became a hippie, an active Republican who first registered as a Democrat (okay, it was to help a sorority sister's father in his run for sheriff), and a devout Lutheran who practices yoga. Growing up in small-town Indiana, now living in the Kansas City metro, Kim is a conservative Midwestern gal whose heart is also in the Seattle area, where her eldest daughter, son-in-law, and grandson live. Kim is a working speech pathologist who left school system employment behind to subcontract to an agency, and has never looked back. She describes her conservatism as falling in the mold of Russell Kirk's Ten Conservative Principles. Don't know what they are? Google them!

10 Comments
  • Skil1lyboo says:

    I think there’s nothing that can very said. Well done pointing out the hypocrisy.

  • parker says:

    You seem to forget that every little thing the left does is forgiven.

  • Rich knudsen says:

    Do I care,,,do I frigging care,,,,NO.

    • SDN says:

      “You will be made to care.”

      Because if some sweet thang decides that she can dodge a bad performance review, or cover up expense fraud to the tune of $500 a week, as happened to a project manager I worked with, by accusing you of “inappropriate touching”, how do you plan to prove the negative when you say “I didn’t do it”?

      You might dodge a criminal conviction, but good luck keeping your job or your house.

      • Scott says:

        SDN, this is where the policy that VP Pence was ridiculed by the left for comes into play, and makes total sense… NEVER have a meeting with a lone woman, ESPECIALLY if alcohol is involved. If you’ve always got a witness, those claims can’t get traction, if they even come up.

  • GWB says:

    Except it’s juvenile.

    Hello, it’s Hollywood. Of course it’s juvenile. And this is why I don’t pay attention to celebrities – it’s high school all over again.

    a lesbian to boot

    That’s probably not the best descriptor of her nowadays. She’s possibly bi-, but I’m pretty sure she went for a serious relationship with a man somewhat recently (after the previous relationship went south). But, again, I don’t follow celebrities, so I’m not sure.

    These people all seem to be the psychological version of the Peter Principle: they rise to their level of incompetence insanity.

    • Kim Quade says:

      I was about to use the video of Katy Perry’s recent appearance on the Ellen show, but I realized that I could endanger the IQ of readers who watched it. It was that bad.
      And yes, Ellen is full lesbian. She may have been bi at one point in her life, but she emerged from that closet a few years ago with the declaration of her lesbian status — like no one saw that coming. Media fell at her feet, of course.

  • Matthew says:

    ” I’m pretty sure she went for a serious relationship with a man somewhat recently (after the previous relationship went south). But, again, I don’t follow celebrities, so I’m not sure.”

    — that was Ann Heche

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