Dear God, Please Let This Daft Bint Get Elected! [VIDEO]
Dear God, Please Let This Daft Bint Get Elected! [VIDEO]
July 21, 2018
I want Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to win a Congressional seat. I really do want the drooling, fascist-loving, socialist ass monkeys in New York’s 14th district to choose this derpy, ignorant, screeching harpy to represent them in Congress. Yes, you read that correctly. I am THRILLED that she won the Democratic primary in that district!
Let me explain.
Ocasio-Cortez is a progressive darling. She’s pretty, she’s eloquent, she vomits all the right things good fascist leftists want to hear about how rich people are bad, about how everything should be free at their expense, economic inequality, Palestinian occupation, DERP!
She’s also shown time and time again just how fake, economically illiterate, ignorant about foreign policy, and not ready for prime time she really is.
I wrote a few weeks ago about Cortez’s so-called humble roots, having grown up in a nice suburb of New York, having run her own business, and having attended a pretty prestigious university that costs the average student about $70,000 per year.
She boasted all the “average man” pedigrees that good socialists want to see in their representatives, and it turned out to all be a big exaggeration. Like most socialists, it turns out she had a pretty standard, middle-class upbringing, a pretty privileged college experience, and even ran her own business. In other words, she’s never experienced firsthand just how miserable that “from everyone according to his ability, to everyone according to his need” existence is. Hell, she even got greedy with her fellow workers and tried to hoard tips all to herself instead of sharing them with her coworkers like a good socialist would.
And she has the unmitigated gall to lecture others about sharing their wealth? HAH!
So we know she’s a hypocrite.
But we also know Ocasio-Cortez is a complete dumpster fire when it comes to economic and foreign policy.
Remember when she tried to use the right buzzwords with regard to the Israel-Palestine issue and showed herself to be a big FAIL while opening crazy eyes wide at host Margaret Hoover (maybe hoping that staring at her crazily will somehow make Hoover forget that she asked a question)?
Occupation of Palestine… Geopolitics… settlements are increasing… Crisis of humanitarian condition…
Host: Do you think you can expand on that?
Crazy Eyes: I’m not an expert on geopolitical issues.
Me (screaming at my screen): THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DISCUSS THEM??? YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON!
And speaking of sounding like an imbecile, this woman who ostensibly has degrees from Boston University in both economics and international studies, also spewed such insane economic garbage during that same interview, that I actually wondered if she’d slept through all her economics classes, waking up only when she heard the words, “gini coefficient” come out of her professor’s mouth, and then putting her head back down on her desk and drooling rum on herself.
Her reply to the question about the economic recovery, about the fact that unemployment is currently at some of the lowest levels we’ve seen in recent years, and about capitalism’s role in our economic success, Ocasio gave an answer so absurd, that even PolitiFact slapped her upside her empty head and sent her to the corner with a dunce cap!
During the interview, Ocasio-Cortez said, “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs. Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family.” (It’s at about 5:45 in this video.)
In our review, we found many reasons why unemployment is low, and not for the overwork that Ocasio-Cortez cited. The biggest factors include strong economic confidence and the long-running economic recovery. (Her campaign did not respond to an inquiry.)
Well, when you’ve lost PolitiFact…
And in the latest bout of batshit derp, Ocasio-Cortez once again displayed a staggering inability to communicate a message, when she appeared alongside her socialist icon Bernie Sanders for Brent Welder, who is running for Congress in Kansas’s third district, and whose lack of understanding about issues like economics and finance and domestic policy equals Ocasio’s own.
“Hello, everybody! So excited to be here on Sen. Sanders’ account and we’re here in Kansas City to rally for Brent Welder,” Cortez said to the camera. “We’re gonna flip this seat red in November.”
Maybe she meant to say “blue” instead of “red” since Republican Kevin Yoder currently holds that seat, or maybe it was an unfortunate Freudian slip, and she really allowed her true intent to ooze out of her facial orifice: COMMUNISM RED!
Oh, please let her win!
1) If she loses to a Republican in that district, any Republican that gets elected there will be a left-socialist bunghole with a perfunctory “R” behind his or her name. You can’t win in that district without being at least a borderline proglodyte.
2) If she does win, aside from the truly batshit crazy fucknozzles in Congress (think: Hank “Guam is Capsizing” Johnson and Maxine “Publicly Harass Trump Officials and Supporters” Waters – that kind of crazy), normal Congressional representatives will simply ignore her autistic screeching about the Gini Coefficient and go about their business. She will get nothing accomplished, and will take up space and air, much like her psychotic counterpart in the Senate Bernie Sanders, who managed to pass a whopping one roll call amendment in the past three years.
3) She is so unhinged and clueless, she’s actually the type of person we NEED representing Democrats to make Republicans look even more sane and knowledgeable than they already are.
Run, Alexandria, run! I prefer we have an unhinged, ignorant proglodyte in Congress than a lying “Republican,” who would betray conservative ideals at the drop of a hat.
Better the enemy you know and can ridicule mercilessly than a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.
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